Quilting Poems & Humor
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For the Lord your God will bless you.....
in all the work of your hands
and your joy will be complete.
Deuteronomy 16


"Tapestry of Life"

As I faced my Maker at the last judgment, I knelt before the Lord
along with all the other souls. Before each of us laid our lives like
the squares of a quilt in many piles. An angel sat before each of
us sewing our quilt squares together into a tapestry that is our life.

But as my angel took each piece of cloth off the pile, I noticed
how ragged and empty each of my squares were. They were filled
with giant holes. Each square was labeled with a part of my life
that had been difficult, the challenges and temptations I was
faced with in everyday life. I saw hardships that I endured, which
were the largest holes of all.

I glanced around me. Nobody else had such squares. Other than a
tiny hole here and there, the other tapestries were filled with rich
color and the bright hues of worldly fortune. I gazed upon my own
life and was disheartened. My Angel was sewing the ragged pieces
of cloth together, threadbare and empty, like binding air.

Finally the time came when each life was to be displayed, held up to
the light, the scrutiny of truth. The others rose, each in turn,
holding up their tapestries. So filled their lives had been. My angel
looked upon me, and nodded for me to rise. My gaze dropped to
the ground in shame. I hadn't had all the earthly fortunes. I had
had love in my life, and laughter.

But there had also been trials of illness, and death, and false
accusations that took from me my world as I knew it. I had to start
over many times. I often struggled with the temptation to quit, only
to somehow muster the strength to pick up and begin again.
I spent many nights on my knees in prayer, asking for help and
guidance. In my life I had often  been held up to ridicule, which I
endured painfully, each time offering it up to the Father in
hopes that I would not melt within my skin beneath the
judgmental gaze of those who unfairly judged me.

And now, I had to face the truth. My life was what it was, and I
had to accept it for what it was. I rose and slowly lifted the
combined squares of my life to the light. An awe filled gasp filled
the air. I gazed around at the others who stared at me with
wide eyes.Then I looked upon the tapestry before me.

Light flooded through the many holes, creating an image. The face
of Christ.Then our Lord stood before me, with warmth and love in
His eyes. He said, "Every time you gave over your life to Me,it
became My life, My hardships, My struggles. Each point of light in
your life is when you stepped aside and let Me shine through, until
there was more of Me than there was of you."

"'You are the light of the world. A city set on a hill cannot be
hidden. Let your light shine before men is such a way that they
may see your good works, and glorify your Father who is in heaven.'"
Matthew 5:14,16
(NASB)

Ode to My Wife the Quilter
(Author Unknown)

She learned to quilt on Monday.
Her stitches all were very fine.
She forgot to thaw out dinner,
so we went out to dine.

She quilted miniatures on Tuesday.
she says they are a must.
They really were quite lovely.
But she forgot to dust.

On Wednesday it was a sampler.
She says stipling's fun.
What highlights! What Shadows!
But the laundry wasn't done.

Her patches were on Thursday -
Green, yellow, blue and red.
I guess she was really engrossed;
She never made the bed.

It was wall hangings on Friday,
In colors she adores.
It never bothered her at all,
The crumbs on the floors.

I found a maid on Saturday.
My week is now complete.
My wife can quilt the hours away;
The house will still be neat.

Well, it's already Sunday.
I think I'm about to wilt.
I cursed, I raved, I ranted,
The MAID has learned to QUILT


 
 

Quilting Wisdom

Families are like tapestry, woven through the years,
with threads of joy and laughter, happiness and tears.

Quilters make great comforters.

Quilter's are piecemakers.

When I learned how to quilt, I forgot how to cook.

A quilt is like love: made to last forever.

A quilt sewn together with utmost care...
quilted with love is a treasure to share.

The best kind of sleep
beneath Heaven above
is under a quilt
handmade with love.

When life gives you scraps, make quilts.

A day patched with quilting seldom unravels.

Every quilt you make must have some mistake in it
because only God can make something perfect.

What I make of my hands, I give of my heart.


 
 

"The Patchwork Quilt"

Of all the things a woman's hands have made,
The quilt so lightly thrown across her bed--
The quilt that keeps her loved ones warm--
Is woven of her love and dreams and thread.

When I have spoken to you of its beauty,
"A mere hodge-podge of calico," you said,
"A necessity of homely fashioning,
 Just a covering made of cloth and thread.

I knew you'd missed the message hidden there
By hands that fashioned quilts so long ago.
Ambition and assurance are the patches
And the stitches of a quilt are love, I know.

I think a quilt is something very real--
A message of creation wrought in flame;
With grief and laughter sewn into its patches
I see beyond the shadows, dream and aim.

Carrie A. Hall
 
 

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My neighbor is washing her windows,
And scrubbing and mopping her floors,
But my house is all topsy and turvy,
And dust is behind all the doors.

My neighbor, she keeps her house spotless,
And she goes all day on a trot:
But no one would know in a fortnight
If she swept today or not.

The task I am at is enticing--
My neighbor is worn to a rag--
I am making a quilt out of pieces
I saved in a pretty chintz bag.

And the quilt, I know my descendents
Will exhibit with credit to me--
"So lovely--my grandmother made it
Long ago in 1933."

But will her grandchildren remember
Her struggles with dirt and decay?
They will not--they will wish she had made them
The quilt I am making today.

Cynicky Phin
(From "Carrie Hall Blocks" by Bettina Havig)
 
 
 

                                                           Quilt Teacher's Ten Commandments

                                  1. Thou shalt not ridicule a student's choice of fabrics nor
                             their colors; a student's taste should be reflected in their
                             work.
                         2. Thou shalt not require excessive expenditures for a class;
                             thou dost not know a student's financial situation.
                         3. Thou shalt provide students with clearly written and
                             illustrated handouts. Thou shalt be able to explain a
                             construction step with more than one method (written,
                             verbal, visual).
                         4. Thou shalt provide value for their money; at least one
                             other variation of the quilt in addition to the standard
                             design.
                         5. Thou shalt be on time, start on time and provide time for
                             questions.
                         6. Thou shalt circulate amongst the students, checking
                             progress,even if thy feet dost hurt.
                         7. Thou shalt fins something positive to say about each
                             student's work. Thou shalt not have a "My way or no way"
                             frame of mind; creativity comes in many forms.
                         8. When a student makes a good suggestion, thou will announce
                             it to the class and give credit where due.
                         9. Thou shalt allow some time after class to help anyone who
                             sews at a more leisurely pace.
                        10. Thou shalt show numerous samples; and if thou dost not
                             have numerous samples done, make suggestions for other
                             applications of the pattern.

                                                           1999 Cindy Thury Smith

I Think God is a Quilter
(Author Unknowned)

I think God is a quilter
Who takes His needle and thread
To piece our world from nothingness
And give it form, instead.

I think God is a quilter
And everything I see
Are pieces from His careful hand
From tree to bumblebee.

I think we see God's stitches
His texture everywhere;
The velvet moss, the grainy sand,
The silky strands of hair.

I think God is a quilter;
Stitching tight and tiny rows,
Adding to my scraps and pieces,
Seaming everything He knows.

I think He cuts the patterns
From what I'd throw away.
He shows me how to use each scrap
In His redeeming way.

I think God quilts a pattern
From everything I live;
But He can only stitch the quilt
From what I choose to give.

I think God is a quilter
Stitching strength where I am weak.
Showing me that life He touches
Embraces everything I seek.

I think God is a quilter
From the patience in each thread;
Proving length of time no barrier;
Treating time a gift, instead.

I think quilts are lessons
God uses just to teach
That our pieces and our remnants
Have kaleidoscopic reach.

So, in the life I'm living
With pieces everywhere
I'll give them to the Quilter
To stitch with loving care.

I'll give them to the Quilter
Unwanted though they be
And with His work of quilting
He'll make a quilt of me.

                                                 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
                                                                       ......A Quilter's Poem
                                                                   (Author Unknown)

                                      'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
                          The only one sleeping was a Quilter's dear spouse.
                          The Log Cabin stockings were almost completed,
                         "Just a few stitches left," our sweet quilter repeated.

                         "Then I can hang them and head off to finish
                          the pillows I'm making, fulfilling Mom's wish
                          For something quilted to put on her couch",
                          as she pricked her poor finger, our quilter said, "Ouch!"

                          When from out in the kitchen there arose such a crashing,
                          she sprang from her work, and she dropped all her sashing.
                          Away to the doorway she flew like a plane,
                          wondering just what was happening and who she would blame.

                          When what to her wondering eyes should appear,
                          but Old Mrs. Claus and her bag of quilt-gear...
                          With her elves bearing gifts, through the kitchen she came,
                          she directed and pointed and called them by name.

                         "Now Elna, now Pfaff, now Bernina and VIking,
                          the Hoffman and Mumm should be just to her liking.
                          To the sewing room - there, it's just back of the hall,
                          now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"

                         "My Dear," said The Claus (as she liked to be called),
                         "There really is no need to worry at all.
                          Your projects will all be completed this night,
                          I'm terribly sorry we gave you a fright."

                         "Sit down. Have some tea. It's relaxing, you'll see.
                          My friends and I've come a long way to help Thee."
                          She thought she was dreaming, our dear Quilter did,
                          In fact she quite feared that she near flipped her lid!

                          But the flash of the needles and twist of the thread
                          soon gave her to know she had nothing to dread.
                          They spoke no more words, but went straight to their sewing.
                          How the work went so quickly she had no way way of knowing.

                          The stitches, how fine! The corners, how straight!
                          This Claus-woman's talent was awfully great.
                          They finished the pillows, then started to quilt.
                          Before they all knew it, the whole thing was built!

                          Now old Mrs. Claus, she knew quilters real well,
                          and she knew they'd need help on this night most of all
                          So she said to our quilter, "Just move over dear,
                          I've brought my own needle. We'll get done, never fear.

                          I told dear old Santa about what quilters do.
                          How they plan all these projects but have other work too.
                          So he taught me his magic for doing things fast.
                          There, that pillows done. Now this is the last.

                          They tidied their thread snips, and picked up the scraps
                          and chased our dear quilter's six cats from their laps.
                          As they scurried away with their thimbles still gleaming
                          dear Mrs. Claus paused, her cap ribbons streaming.
                         "Merry Christmas, my dear, now just have a ball!"
 
 

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